Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
54 1 ReplyWhat do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
22 0 ReplyThis is a terrible day to have eyes
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You can milk anything that has nipples.
37 0 ReplyI have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
45 0 ReplyGive me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
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Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
12 1 ReplyThat's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!
21 0 ReplyNo one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
5 0 ReplySo what you're saying is you're backed up?
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Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
19 0 Replythen I don't want it
16 0 ReplyNoted.
Disappointed.
16 0 ReplyBut the baby food DOES come from babies.
10 0 ReplyIt's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.
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Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.
7 0 Replyr/c/holup4 0 Reply
Not with that attitude.
7 0 ReplyWe guarantee dog or higher
5 0 Replymy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
5 0 Reply"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"
5 2 ReplyI miss r/cateatingvegans
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