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A brick.
Red is a colour. Bad for your teeth means something that is detrimental to your dental health.
Magma
A cherry Jolly Rancher candy
Probably Lightning McQueen, biting into him probably wouldn't be good for your teeth
A brick
Evil red tooth melting acid 😈
Oof ouch, my teeth.
Yeah, i think Coca-Cola is fitting
knuckles the echidna
Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle, I'd rather flex my muscles.
A ginger dentist with paranoid schizophrenia who's convinced that Zombie-Aliens have sent you to spy on them, so they sedate you and violently drill away at your teeth to find the hidden microphone
The red M&M
Mountain Dew: Code Red
Betel nut chewing
A bleeding hand punching you in the face.
Fire hydrant
A newspaper?
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