The romans had arena mode
183 0 ReplyThis is the original Battle Royale.
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I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed
40 0 ReplyI too like to be immersed in shit.
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Massively multiplayer
30 0 ReplyMultipooper
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TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.
23 0 ReplyThey could do a jump off like in basketball
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Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.
22 0 Reply16 0 ReplyWatch out for friendly fire
14 0 ReplyCo-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins
13 0 ReplyOr... you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.
4 0 ReplyExactly, you took the words out of my mouth
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I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious
9 0 ReplyNot co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen
9 1 ReplyI wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.
8 0 ReplyWhat's your ELO?
7 0 ReplyI wouldn't presume to call them mine, but Electric Light Orchestra are an English rock band best known for the absolute banger Mr Blue Sky.
8 0 ReplyIt's okay, you can have them. As long as we still get to share the songs
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So playing co-op in the middle you fall into the toilet. Something something taking one for the team.
4 0 ReplyAs a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:
- Solo, one seat
- Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
- Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back
4 0 ReplyCoop, to ensure a better cleaning
3 0 ReplyVersus so we can play battleshits
3 0 ReplyCouch coop
2 0 ReplyShitee
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