In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe.
In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe.
Riker: "I've got it how I like it"
O'Brien: "How you like it? Commander, it's infected! If this were a person I'd shoot them in the head"
But we need all these tool bars because they help me find real women.
Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.
Sir. The signal seems to be coming from... In your area!
Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities...
FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they're usually out of transmitter range for updates.
What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.
Filters.
Pretty sure they just use phones.
I've got some crazy browser extensions going...
Well, more useful than crazy, and honestly most of them are fairly minimalistic in their footprint. 9 tiny buttons next to the url bar, with 9 more hidden extensions.
I do have to uninstall a few of them. I don't go to reddit anymore so can ditch the enhancement suite, and the opera gestures never actually worked...
I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.
I didn't know that was even possible until then.
Oh god I knew a guy who's internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn't even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol
Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner
This, except it's the HoloDeck with pop-up ads.
Didn't seem like they could functionally change the systems OS GUI at will.
I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.
This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.