What is the deal with those Borg? They want to "assimilate". Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they'll run away then...
"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'
"Did you really say that?"
"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."
I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.
I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character
"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this."
"Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d'k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!"