Funny @sh.itjust.works Getawombatupya @aussie.zone 1y ago

I love places that look after your kids..

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Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.
- Life is too short.
  
  So was he.
  
  The bar has been lowered
- Dude. So wrong.
  
  Don't be small minded. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
  
  Oh come on, it was top shelf humor.
  
  On so many levels. Not many levels, but a few.
I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!
- Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll ~~ask you nicely~~ force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.
  
  How do they force you?
Why is this even news?
- Because Chloe wasn't given crayons or a coloring book, despite clearly wanting to draw.
- its fonny and people like it
Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?
- You know how sometimes surnames are based on an ancestors career?
  
  This begs even more questions!
You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!
I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.
That should be the standard for all people tbh
Bring him markers, crayons are for babies
- Bring him markers, crayons are for babies
  
  Woah! Crayons are for Marines!
That's gonna help with the role play later.

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