This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.
Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!
Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.
I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!
The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜
"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"
Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.
I've never faked an orgasm, but I've def been there. It's rough. They always say "Oh man men don't last long enough" but when they last longer than you...
It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can't let go and focus on feeling good.