I am rarely in the sun because I just hate direct sunlight. People who guess my age always guess at least ten years younger than I actually am. You have to put forth actual effort into fucking up your skin if you spend a lot of time at home.
We all know sitting in a car for 2 hours a day commuting to sit at a desk for 8 hours straight fueled by fast food produces the best bodies in the world. I know I certainly have had a major health decline over these last years as I spend that commuting time in the gym and take more breaks during the day to walk around.
Let them seethe and produce this sort of meaningless propaganda - the 'market forces' that they love so much are already favoring WFH business structures. They'll fail to make any impact and we'll all still enjoy WFH in another decade. They can die mad about it.