Stock market's not crashing, but lord knows where it'll end up. Unemployment is at 4.1% and that's within a point of rock bottom. (It was 4.2% at the time of this idiot tweet.)
If we're not looking at the naissance of WWIII, we're at least looking at a total realignment of geopolitics, with no upside for the US.
Well over 62,000 federal workers lost jobs across 17 agencies in February this year, it is estimated if DOGE layoffs continue at this trend total job losses could reach 500,000 by year-end, this obviously doesn't represent the undocumented and the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics won't / can't track these statistics. I personally don't believe that the unemployment rate is accurate at this point, we can only wait until the figures come out in early April.
If we make it out of this, I can just imagine future generations studying our time. They're going to have even more insight into fascism MAGA insanity than we do with Nazis. Imagine the memes in history books.
Does Dementia Don even know how to drive? Are his tiny hands even capable of handling the wheel? Won't his leaking diaper ruin the interior? Will he poorly put bronzer on those white seats just like his face?
Find out on the next episode of What the Fuck is This Timeline?