DO NOT fuck the microwave
54 0 ReplyJust gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it's fine. Can you hand me a beer?
12 0 Replyisn't microwave radiation non ionising?
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Instructions unclear
8 0 ReplyThis got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you
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I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on
Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please
33 0 ReplyNote to self; sex swing in oversized bathroom shower for easy bathing? Jelly-legs and lube in a shower can be dangerous after all
5 0 ReplyJust make the whole bathroom waterproof at that point. Like a Japanese one, or the ones in the super-premium
hospitalshotels with free drugs and slippers.3 0 Reply
Why is this not a default part of aftercare?
18 0 ReplyPhrasing!
12 0 ReplyLicking is not enough
10 0 ReplyTo be fair, In a lot of places I've worked, an appeal from the microwave would be FAR better received than from coworkers.
4 0 ReplySincerely,
Your mom
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