Not that bizarre of an explanation. The workplace is a porn studio. She found that it improves productivity if folks aren’t distracted while working. Seems reasonable.
If you work from home, all breaks can be masturbation breaks
Ask Jeffrey Toobin.
I'll just leave this skit here .https://youtu.be/P0PJovYgAFE
Kinda makes sense if you're an ethical porn director.
This is going on the suggestion box at work.
Try to aim for in not on
Good advice! 😂
Are you also working in the porn industry?
Aren't we all? Rule 34.
Lol no, manufacturing
They’re making a business case to grow into new verticals.
are we supposed to take breaks for that? TIL
Well, you should at least mute the microphone/turn off the camera on teams/zoom first. Just common courtesy.
That's a strange way to say the company offers remote work
Better than doing it in a meeting, I guess.
Depends on the meeting.
Or a meating in their case
Kevin! Did you help fill the donation box? Need some help?
What a wanker.
Being allowed to masturbate at work would just ruin the fun of it.
Is she joining me?
