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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Cornflake @lemmy.blahaj.zone 18h ago

Your rule won't glow

Folks and fellas, I can't fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]

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Yours doesn't?
LOL this guy's dick doesn't glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
This message is woke
You need to shake it to make it glow
- Damn it, leaked out.
  
  Note: Don't shake it too much
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
I can't bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
- Here, enjoy:
  
  Sir, this is a futanari website.
  
  Majira!
So I probably should see a doctor...
pls don't do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
- Promise?
  
  Yes. Promise. Sadly I'm not joking
- at least we don't have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
- As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
  
  Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
butt it might grow rule

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