He looks like Allan (Ken's friend from Barbie) joined a gym, met Hulk Hogan, and then spent the rest of his life on the japanese race circuit hiding a monkey in his trunk
Can we just drop the codenames and simply use the numbers? What's the point? Those names are a fucking mess, create more confusion than help new people and add no benefit to anything.
I really like the way Ubuntu handles it, basing the number on the release date. Your average person would have no idea how old Debian 10 is without googling it, but figuring out that Ubuntu 19.10 released in 2019 is trivial
The point is that if you say "Debian 9" it is immediately clear what version it is and what's the context today as long as the person knows the stable is 12. If you say "Debian Stretch" it's just noise, random words that mean nothing if the other person knows that stable is Bookworm.
Why does it feel like if Ron had a computer at all, he would would a Libreboot Thinkpad running one of those weird FSF-approved distros with no firmware?