Have you ever considered a career in sales, because you sound like a fine gentleman who works is sales.
28 0 Reply"Entrepreneur" ahh mentality
30 0 Replyahh mentality
Yes of course
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"The $200 I found in her purse earlier."
24 2 ReplyI'm an atheist so I would just tell her that it's her god's plan to lose that money and just accept it.
40 17 ReplyWho said she's not also an atheist? The woman was just outside the mall crying, the person who "found $200" is the one who is praising a god.
65 0 ReplyIt’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.
15 0 ReplyI guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.
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"On this day, i am euphoric because I was a dick to a stranger."
28 2 Reply*tips fedora*
5 0 ReplyAnd not because of any phony god's blessing.
2 1 ReplyGod I wish there was a God.
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Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!
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#mutualaid
9 0 ReplySo shines a good deed in a weary world.
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