What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
69 0 ReplyBased on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."29 1 ReplyTesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
15 1 Reply"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever8 0 ReplyGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
1 0 ReplyXbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
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Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
19 1 ReplyI smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
8 0 ReplySo that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
4 0 ReplyYes and No? Also X.
2 0 Reply
"tens"
18 0 ReplyHaha, I love it. How very Roman.
6 0 Reply
eXcretions
17 0 ReplyX Æ 2
13 0 Reply𝕏crements
13 0 Reply“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
12 0 ReplyXitting, pronounced "shitting"
12 0 ReplyXits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
11 0 ReplyLet’s go with “Xarts”
1 0 Reply
Elon said they’re X’s
11 0 ReplyI'm sure he knows a lot about exes
11 0 ReplyAnd as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
8 1 ReplyTell that to Elon
5 0 Reply
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
8 0 ReplyAn xcreet
5 0 ReplyTwats
5 0 Reply4 0 ReplyTurts
4 0 ReplyTwerx
4 0 Reply💩
4 0 ReplyseX
3 0 ReplyCrosses
3 0 ReplytwXt
3 0 ReplySkeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
3 0 Replypronounced as shits
7 0 Reply
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
5 2 ReplyXzibits
2 0 ReplyTents
2 0 ReplyFuck this stupid post.
7 5 Replykisses your forehead
6 4 ReplySo "fucks" it is then.
1 0 Reply
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
1 1 ReplyIdk, but videos xvideos.
0 0 Reply