I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn't fly anymore
Seals can't fly to begin with.
Nature’s equivalent to plopping down on the couch and unbuttoning the top button of your pants.
Here we see the illusive billionaire in its natural habitat
Elusive*, you'll probably try to correct me and say that you meant "illusive" but that's not the right use-case for it anyway.
*elusive
I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn't want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.
That must have been gripping to watch
a what now
He's just salty that his break's so tiny
What about crop milk?
Being a bird for a day would be a fuckin trip
Can I haz bird pill?
Food shaming
fuckin cormorants.
Who actually finds this funny and why?
People who aren't dead inside, for aforementioned reasons
