Mario and Luigi buff and shirtless makes me see 1920s strongmen on the beach in Long Island lifting dumbbells to impress the ladyfolk.
Damn he got that hog just out wtf
They do say horizontal stripes make you look bulgier.
Sorry, this is a school zone.
Those guns aren't allowed.
I'm having a particularly braindead morning. Mario and Luigi are two people. 1 in 3 leaves the possibility of a third person being ugly and both Mario and Luigi being not ugly. Why does Mario conclude Luigi is ugly based on the 1 in 3 comment?
The meme usually ends with them looking at you, the reader, then concluding "it must be 1 in 4" because you're clearly not ugly.
It's okay, I must be particularly silly this morning because I'm laughing at it way too hard
I mean if you really trying to make sense of it, it doesn't anyway, that's not how statistics works.
Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You're the ugly one here!
