To really mess with people, tell them it's called "sounding."
"You should look it up" xD
you can hear the oaky afterbirth
Lol this is filthy
This wine sounds like a white wine.
Fun fact. Most people (even experts) can often not tell which kind it is when they listen to it while wearing a blindfold.
I kind of wonder if you could hear the difference...
Just make up some shit about how the wine changes the resonance frequency of the glass somehow, then brag about how knowledgeable you are until they go away.
something something specific gravity sweeter wine sloshes different. Like how you can hear how hot water is by pouring it into a cup.
I bet you would see others doing it if you watch for a while.
I make home-fermented ginger beer and no shit, Lemmy Shitposters, I can tell when it's done by listening to it, it hisses. My husband laughs at me because I will lean down with my ear to the pitcher, but it's the easiest way to tell.
Those be yeast queefs
Or their dying screams, I don't know, but the sound is the way I know it's time to bottle it.
Sounds delicious but tastes like noise
You can hear the tannins!
This meme would be better if they managed to get Larry Bird to be the guy in it.
And if they ask explain to them that the ears are connected to the throat by the eustacian tubes and the throat is connected to the sinuses that are connected to the nose.
Its a mewling wine
