Memes @sopuli.xyz QuentinCallaghan @sopuli.xyz 1mo ago

Leonardo DiCaprio meets a woman

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Isn't Ariel 16 in the movie?
- I don't think he's ever declared having a minimum age, only a maximum, make of that what you will.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- googles the character
  
  Yup, she was 16 in the first movie.
  
  Also she stayed married to Prince Eric and had a kid? I… didn’t need to know that.
  
  Honestly, go back in time a bit and this was pretty darn normal.
  
  I read a conspiracy theory that Disney movies were designed to teach girls that marrying older men while you're a child is normal.
"I love those 25 year olds. I get older, they stay the same age."
wat?
- Leo dumps girls as soon as they turn 26. It's a thing. It's weird. So, we make fun of it.
  
  Would it be weirder if he only dated women after they were 62? 🤔
  
  Leo is Leo. He can do what others wish they could do.
  
  It is a lot weirder to obsess over the dating habits of consensual adults.
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leonardo-dicaprio-only-dates-below-25
Didn't she let him die in the ocean though?
c/outOfTheLoop

Did he break up with someone recently?
- Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/10wt86h/leonardo_dicaprio_still_refuses_to_date_a_woman/ (sorry for Reddit link)
- He has an agreement with every girl he dates that they will break up when the girl turns 26.
  
  I don't know how explicit the agreement is but the next one certainly can't say she's unaware of the system.
Hey now, that's last year's DiCaprio. His current girlfriend is 26!
- She'd better watch out
HAHA LEO DATE YOUNG CHICK AGAIN

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