Sg-1 : but have you tried C-4?
56 0 ReplyKeep calm and set claymores at 30 yard intervals.
7 0 ReplyHave they tried pulling the pin before throwing the grenade?
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Star Trek: “We might be able to disable the Goa’uld personal shield if we send a harmonic frequency using our communicators to depolarize their emitter.”
Stargate: “Hey, look. I can softball a knife through the shield and stab the fucker.”
33 0 ReplyStargate: "Can your shield stand 1kg of explosives?"
Stargate, later: "Ok, can it stand 30kg?"
23 0 ReplyAlso Stargate: "Crap! Our explosives are powering their shield!
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27 0 ReplySorry, Mantrid wins this contest.
9 0 ReplyMantrid was just a stand-in for producer meddling.
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That dude had to wait hundreds of years for an exact date, right?
9 1 ReplyIf I recall correctly, he didn't wait for any dates, he just made things happen
Like moving the entire castle to the top of a Manhattan skyscraper
13 0 ReplyListen to Brother Matheson:
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Someday we'll work out the Unified Picardo Theorem that can truly unite these stories.
12 0 ReplyIt'll hurt when it hits the noggin (superior monke accuracy) but the pin's not pulled cause monke dum
11 0 ReplyNo. Monke smart. This way he can throw rock again!
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Good point. Monke 4D chess grandmaster
E: reply to monke sympathizer
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