Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'
6 0 ReplyThe version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."
4 0 ReplyYou just got me with this
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46 0 ReplyThere it is.
2 0 ReplyMe more comfortable with chicken.
2 0 ReplyARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!
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I don't get it.
Edit: best I got is "I am a pi-ness". I guess it works as a math joke?
Edit2: "I am happiness?"
35 7 ReplyI am a penis
47 1 ReplyYou didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.
7 0 ReplyHi penis, I'm dad
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no way you got two with this
19 0 ReplyIm just a helpful idiot okay
6 0 Reply🤣
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Your edit2 made me think of this baby girl on YouTube.
2 0 ReplyI am a penis
6 0 ReplyMust be hard for you
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Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:
spoiler
10 0 ReplyI have smooth brain, someone explain :(
9 0 ReplyRead this out loud:
eye
m
a
p
ness
10 0 ReplyI read them as "em" "ay" "pee" and not "mm" "ah" "pee" 🙈
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Was gonna say this shirt really isn’t that bracing, but technically it slides in under the “shirt about a thing that can go hard” loophole, so ok.
5 0 ReplyGenuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.
7 1 Replygood bar shirt
7 1 ReplyI mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.
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