Oil and gas are gift of god, Azerbaijan president tells climate summit
Oil and gas are gift of god, Azerbaijan president tells climate summit
Ilham Aliyev blames ‘Western fake news media’ for criticism of his nation hosting Cop29
You burn gift from god = god sad
So are pandemics and natural disasters.
Your god is a prick.
Oil and gas which need to be extracted from deep underground so we can burn them: a gift from God.
Wind and sunlight which come to us for free and never run out: somehow not a gift from God.
The more you know about the process of oil/coal and how it's extracted and used, the more you would be convinced Satan or some sort of evil chaos demon like Nurgle is responsible for it.
It starts with death, and goes right on to burning in LITERAL fire to produce toxic gasses. Basically the traditional Christian Hell.
Whoa, so are we setting damned soils free by burning oil and coal?
Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.
Which God? There are so many to choose from.
We’re gonna be burning witches soon.
Can we burn this c*nt first?
These are the orchestrators of the Armenian genocide, so this barely makes the top 10 of reason the ruling family (basically a monarchy) are cunts.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan#Government_and_politics
Especially since they've restarted the genocide:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/11/asia/nagorno-karabakh-armenians-genocide-intl-hnk/index.html
God is a lie.
Reminds me of a quote from a Warhammer 40k book. "When the stars fell, when the seas boiled and the earth burned, my faith didn't die. That is when I began to believe. God was real, and he hated us."
So let’s burn the gifts? I don’t think I’ve ever received a gift I lit on fire.
Aliyev's comments are short-sighted, delusional bollocks but... have you never had a candle as a gift?
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Oil and gas are the apple that will get us kicked out of Eden.
Damn, what is the non-fossil-fuel-sponsored version of COP now, since this is just a farce to cover a fossil fuel enthusiast conference? Does the IPCC organize anything credible?
Your god is an asshole and a bad gift-giver.
So is climate change bitch. Good luck growing cotton and fruits and vegetables when you are experiencing record breaking droughts. Hope this petrostate collapses sooner than later.
I initially read that last sentence as "Hope his prostate collapses sooner than later." and honestly couldn't find a reason to disagree.
Human civilization is doomed.
And its of my opinion holding dominion over the Earth, as the Bible says, does not mean fuck it to all hell. It means take care of it. But yeah by all means destroy this thing you say your God created in beauty.
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Israel and Azerbaijan justify their actions with God
