Nintendo Patents Walking in Video Games
Nintendo Patents Walking in Video Games
Gaming giant seeks royalties for 'revolutionary' character movement system
You know it's bad when I ate the onion on this one
They're only doing this so that they can sue you for walking in real life.
Well they will be sorely disappointed when they get to me
Bethesda responded to the news with a shrug, stating they plan to continue shipping games where characters randomly clip through floors anyway. "Our physics engine has evolved beyond the concept of walking," said a spokesperson while slowly sinking into their office floor.
Valve Corporation fired back by immediately filing their own patent for "not releasing games people want," with a spokesperson noting they've been perfecting this technology for over a decade.
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