In John's defense, that guy looks pissed. Pocahontas was like:
62 2 Reply"I'm 14 and don't speak English! Please don't turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!"
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31 0 ReplyBecause given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were "Well, dont want to rape that..."
29 0 ReplyAt least he didn't get raped like Pocahontas did
28 3 ReplyThe wind is colored red.
12 0 ReplyIt's actually more of a pink mist.
17 0 ReplyMist? It's pretty foggy, but I don't think he missed.
6 0 Replyslow clap
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“Can you paint with all the colors of my brain?”
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5 0 ReplyThe fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.
4 0 ReplyDamn, near all princess movies would be a disaster, beauty and the beast for example. Maybe "kiss the frog" could work in a gay variant.
3 0 ReplyHad me really interested for the first few frames.
3 0 ReplyI'm not aware, was Pocahontas shot like that or is it a post about men hate?
6 3 ReplyI believe he was going to shoot but stopped when he saw she was a pretty woman. Here's the scene if you want to see for yourself.
36 0 ReplyOhhhh, I see! Thanks!
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Damn
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