Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled
Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled
Some evangelical Christians see Donald Trump’s win as ordained by God, offering “a divine mandate” in his second term.
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/46751752
The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?
I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I'd probably believe it's actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with..
There's the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos
13:3:
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
It does have grifters trying to "crack a code" in the bible. This "prophecy" is based on one of those grifters' prophecy.
So not all Doomsday prophecies were wrong! 😮
If things are going my way, it's God's prophecies (as interpreted by me) fulfilled.
If things are not going my way, it's God punishing us for not doing things my way.
Also: if a natural disaster hurts people I don't like, they're being punished by God. If it hurts me, God is just testing me.
These people are idiots. It's all made up crap.
The death cult got their Anti-Christ back! The rapture is back on schedule.
Who knew the prophecy of the apocalypse was self fulfilling
I will never understand Christians, we could have heaven on earth if we fucking built it, but they would rather destroy the world because of their fairy tale book
If there's a hell they're all going there.
I grew up in an evangelical community, and Trump fits the exact definition and description of the anti Christ that we were given, even down to his ability to fool Christians into following him.
If you are looking for self-centred, gullible people who think that the status quo is to their benefit go to your local church.
True. Or the DNC headquarters.
I believe Trump, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. So I do believe a prophecy is being fulfilled, although not one worth celebrating.
Seeing as the Jesus of the Bible was absolutely a far-left liberal commie bastard by their standards, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they're the only ones not raptured at the end.
Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled--Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you're a failed one or not.
My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.
Wretches.
I mean, the book of Revelations is indeed a prophecy.
...wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n' shit.
There's the part where all the firstborn sons die unless their parents paint the walls with sheep's blood.
Oh yeah. This is the sort of stuff that will be in the news all the time from now on. It’s pretty crazy already, but just remember what it was like during the pandemic. We were so deep in crazy town that nothing was considered surprising any more.
Aha! That's the second coming?
Heh.
