The most dangerous game

I distinctly remember the Wet Bandits cutting the phone line.

And didn’t one of them show up at the house at the beginning dressed as a police officer? For all Kevin knew the police were in on it!
- Kevin thought the police were violent thieves. Home Alone was accidentally based.
- And Kevin thought the police were after him when he stole that toothbrush from the store.
Kevin also enjoys a good western—he might have a healthy skepticism concerning law enforcement.
- God dern Pinkertons.
- Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
Yep. The meme seems to be created by someone who has a vague recollection of the movie, with assumptions of it being a lot simpler. There are a ton if plot holes in the movie, but this is not one of them.
It was the wind storm that also knocked out the power.
- How did he order pizza then, hmmmmm?!
  
  Edit: I’m learning that it’s possible that the tree knocked out the long distance wires, but left local calls still connected and functional. 911 would still work, but as others pointed out maybe he wasn’t trusting the cops at the moment.
  
  Though he does call the cops on the wet bandits at the end? Maybe he valued his safety less than he loved being alone.
  
  Edit2: though his parents are able to leave answering machine messages on all the neighbors’ machines, so there goes that theory
This movie is clearly Kevin's side of the story. He likely made that part up. This was sport to him.

Go on and call the Chicago PD. See how safe you feel. Go on we'll wait.

He's white. Jon Burge would not have tortured him like he did to hundreds of black men.
family guy skin color chart

Yeah, they'd actually give a fuck whether HE lived or died..

Sorta like how breaking bad could have been 1 episode if it was set in Canada

Why?
- Socialized Health Care
Exactly, because Kevin couldn't actually call the police (phone lines were down) and Walter's real problem was never the money :)

Maybe he didn't want to get shot, at least the bandits didn't have guns.

The police did come and check the house out days prior, and deemed it a false alarm.

He was a Good Son.

Feels weird that I didn't even need a meme to figure this out. Those movies were very weird looking back.

My go to line in social situations is: "Some say the most dangerous game is the hunting of man. I think that it's X"

Pouring coffee, stacking ceramic mugs, punching fascists, liking an unpopular musician - it all pans out the same.

Kevin = Jigsaw

RIP Trevor Moore