I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

It was heartwarming when we found out that Moe always knew it was Bart who was prank calling him, but played along because it made Bart happy.

Admitting is the first step to accepting.

I love you Dad. I love you Son.

Yeah! ... that's for me .... my name is Mr AstupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandIliketokissmyownbutt