Damn bards always coming up with new techniques.
Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?
Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.
I've got an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer, he can just use Psionic Sorcery to hit em with a Dissonant Whispers, then use the attack of opportunity when they're running away to hit em with a melee attack
ass slapping is a melee attack
I am pretty sure they still can bite you
Ha. And do a whopping 1 + STR damage? And since they're a wizard, that's probably 1 damage. I think you'll be fine.
Hot.
So in Pathfinder when I try to cast in melee and provoke an attack of opportunity this is what's actually happening? Neat!
Nah, this is what's happening when they grapple you. Much more effective.
"So what class is your grappler build, fighter?"
"I'm a lover, not a fighter"
A ring of freedom of movement can deal with that
But why?
They can press sexual assault charges
