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Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing
Dick Armstrong
One-eye Jedi.
Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.
Polishing Lord Vader's helmet
Tinkering with the R2 unit
Grooming the wookie
XXX-Wing
Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?
The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.
Jews In Space...
Speuwzh...
Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I'm sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.
What, you think I'm kidding?
Red 5, standing by
Dick 5, standing by.
Red rocket, standing by.
Wielding the meat saber.
I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don't even like tattoos.
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