This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
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I mean if it just falls out on it's own, you'll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won't find who it fits... Because it no longer does.
73 1 ReplyI like how you really thought this through.
48 0 ReplyI've experienced it. 😉
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Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.
18 0 ReplyDid you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
43 1 ReplyDoes... Does he wash it first?
33 0 ReplyThe prince does no such things. Now turn around, let's see if your the princess 😘💞. It's gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
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This is a story I can get behind
58 0 Replyyou had to plug your comment don't you?
23 0 ReplyWait, they didn't give us a full rebuttal!
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lost her gas slipper again
11 0 ReplyFur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately....
40 1 ReplyThe Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?
7 0 ReplyThat makes the story so much funnier.
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"My God! It just falls right out!! It's you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!"
33 0 ReplyI can’t with you right now
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Instead a size check, it's a sniff test.
28 0 Replysniff smells like tacos
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In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
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Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it...
1 5 Reply90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
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