My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.
Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.
To shreds, you say.
See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.
Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?
Edit: deleted second electric
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?
We call it a 3:45 ass...
I would have liked to hear to brain storming session that lead to this brilliant plan.
You have to pay the troll toll to get into that's boy's hole soul.