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Facepalm @lemmy.wtf Meldrik @lemmy.wtf 2d ago

She thought the US constitution was read-only

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You mean the US constitution wasn’t written by god and handed down by Jesus?
- That's not Jesus. He's not brown enough.
  
  We're going for American Jesus.
  
  You mean supply side Jesus
  
  Nah at this point they're clearly bucking for jihad jesus
  
  Needs more guns and pickup trucks.
  
  Need to timestamp that too. Native Americans weren't white. Then Columbus came, and he wasn't white. The Spanish/Portugese were here for what, 100 years before England. Really gotta ignore at least the first 75% of years after Mary got knocked up till now.
  
  Columbus wasn't white? Wasn't he genoese?

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