Reminder to clean your hole

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How do I even clean my butthole with pants on? Telekinesis?
- Look at this guy who doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
  
  I too, have just watched Demolition Man for the first time on Netflix.
Taking the whole SHITpost part a bit literally, are we?
- Is there a buttpost community somewhere?
Thank you 7th Prime Minister of Canada, Sir Wilfrid Laurier.
Btw found this comment from an educational video

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pornhub dot com slash view_video.php?viewkey=ph5eeaaf29ec738

seriously, the video has helpful tips
- Is it sex ed?
  
  Yes
- Actual sex ed about dick size and it's over stated importance, for those wondering, it is NSFW though, but that's a given in ph.
  
  Not always, I watched Moana on pH. And no it wasn't a "special version", it was the actual movie Moana
That's alright. I wash my butthole every time I got to the toilet. Basically I keep an old water bottle next to the toilet. It's much more hygienic than simply drying off all the wet bits with toilet paper (as that's essentially just what you're doing. Your butthole isn't really clean, you just removed all the moist stuff that'd stick to toilet paper).
- Bidet-torade
- I use a bottle too when traveling but recently upgraded to a portable/manual bidet and it’s great. At home, I recommend you upgrade to an actual hose bidet. Very convenient.
Bidet gang
Bonus points for shaving

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