Imagine the drama of Black Widow spiders who are Lesbians...
48 0 ReplyDine out before you eat out
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That guy has a spider fetish. I'm not sure black widows even eat pasta.
37 1 ReplyBoiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?
33 0 ReplyIt's like almond milk, oat milk or soy milk. But when milking spaghetti, the liquid is so clear that we just call it spaghetti water.
13 0 ReplyIf that happens when milking spaghetti, I suggest resting a few days.
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Hot ham water
8 0 ReplySo watery. 🤤 And yet there's a smack of ham to it!
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I guess the broth after you cooked spagetti?
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Only relevant if you are married to Scarlet Johansson
15 0 ReplyOh, that makes sense now. Ryan Reynolds just got tired of being the one to cook.
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If the spaghetti doesn't work he has the boiling water to throw before fleeing.
1 0 ReplyDamn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That's a legit lol. Great share, thanks!
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