WYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?
WYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?
Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol
I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.
Burping toenails would be so awesome
Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.
Seems like an easy choice, belch.
belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb
To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.