And that distant sound everyone on the planet can hear right now? That's the sound of Taylor Swift wretching at the thought of having a middle-aged, socially awkward, goofy-looking weirdo express his public interest in impregnating her.
You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.
I really really want to see TayTay destroy him on this one. I don't know how to do it, but low key threatening to rape someone is repellant. Dude needs a good beating out back of the Sonic by the dumpster.
When you have 15-20 children that you can’t remember the names of, you won’t even notice if a couple of those children are given to Taylor or anyone else.