I eat my knives with honey
I've done it for a while
It makes them taste less funny
But they still stab and slice all the way down my throat help I am addicted
My household frequently made fun of me for using a spoon to eat rice instead of a fork. We make rice such that the grains don't group together and eating it with a fork is the least intelligent choice possible. Btw the bullying was about "kids eat with spoons".