Why do you not eat ass?

Because you are what you eat, and I am no donkey.

I tried to once, but then there was the bleeding and the screaming. Apparently you're not supposed to use cutlery.

I don't enjoy the taste of feces.

I choose not to consume the cursed calamari.

You have never sampled the succulent sphincter.

We are not the same.

where can i order some?

tried it once, didn't enjoy it.