I was going to reprimand him for using the R word, but I think it might be ok for him to use it.
She wanted to be on even footing with the competition, but alas she couldn't find someone who fucks furniture to be VP.
Ask for money up front
Sega master system
But the first word processor we had was an Osbourne one.
Is RFK junior getting bored?
Get one of these can't call yourself an American without one.
Family's family. If my kid killed someone, I'd be the first to grab the bone saw.
...all of them?
I'm pretty sure it's actually the size of your 5th limb that makes the biggest difference.
Assume the position!
Pennywise is Swedish and therefore a femboy. She would be sucking her thumb and holding my pocket in no time.
X censors anything that hurts elon's feelings. He just doesn't like it when he's not the one doing the censoring.
Not cool, but also correct etiquette for nasty farts at a party is to pretend not to notice (or to go round sniffing arses depending on the type of party) you were all being super rude.
Susan L. Perkins and Rob DeSalle— Though it might sound very unappetizing, many animals eat their own feces (or poop). For example, rabbits do it to help them to break... READ MORE
The gut biome has been all the rage the last several years. What does it mean for treatment, prevention, and physical therapy...and what about eating poop?
Fecal transplant for the win!
What's the deal with the high fructose corn syrup?
Plenty of sugar cane is grown in the states, why are you getting your sugar from corn.
What caused the explosion i just witnessed?
There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.
What's a good job for someone with brain damage?
So I got my head scanned and lo and behold, fucking white matter lesions just superior to the claustrum in my frontal lobe. So that explains my executive dysfunction. Seeing as that can't be treated with ritts, what job should I do that doesn't require planning and organisation, but does pay the bills? I am not good at my current job and need to switch for my mental health.
How much weight do you loose while you're curling one out and doomscroling Lemmy?
Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.
What about rate my poop?
Basically people upload a picture of their butt nuggets and the rest of the community rates it out of 10 according to quality and size.