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Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.
Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can... wtf am I even doing with my life right now?
Those are equal, along with mayo.
Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!
DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is
Ketchup
Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.
MSG
garlic sauce?
Hollandaise or peanut sauce
BBQ sauce 😋
Onions
No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?
White vinegar.
Burger sauce
I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
I put the bowl on my head so I don't get wet
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
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