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Microsoft on an Apple? Wizardry indeed.
There are only so many acceptable types of computers for a wizard to use:
- A cabinet sized mainframe running SunOS, OS/2 Warp or any other esoteric OS
- Linux anything
- A PC running a version of windows older than ME that is somehow perpetually stable
- A hackintosh
- A glowing orb that somehow manages to run a JVM
Don’t forget the downsides though.
- SunOS can be greatly affected by celestial powers
- Linux requires learning various tongues, some old, and some that change during the speaking of them
- This windows PC is indeed stable but only if it is left alone and isn’t in any way made to journey outside its home.
- The hackintosh is literally begging for Dark forces to cast spells of binding on you. Use, but do so quietly and at your own risk.
- That glowing orb only works as long as The Oracle grants you leave to use it though.
All Intel MacBooks literally had a product called Boot Camp that let you dual boot into Windows (sold separately)
Here’s the spell that can be used to accomplish this:
We gave it away. As a certified master of the arcane arts and practitioner of magick I have no patience for petty tasks like installing your software.
There are orbs to collect and weaves to comprehend!
... as a result please reach out to my associate Peregrin, you can reach them at [email protected] - yes, I do still handle account management, why do you ask?
Classic meme.
And I come back to you now, at the turn of the drive.
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