Because if you were on Operation Yewtree, you'd for sure have had a look at his history. The fact that they've found nothing indicates the man is clean.
You are a paedophile
You are a nonce
You are a perv
You're a slot badger
You're a two pin din plug
You're a bush dodger
You're a small bean regarder
You're an unabummer
You're a knot administrator
You're a bent ref
You're the crazy world of Arthur Brown You're a fencefoal
You're a free willy
You're a chimney bottler
You're a Bunty man
You're a shrub rocketeer