Military grade tactical Pizza 🍕

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This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.
- Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.
  
  You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?
All military recipe cards are available online, if you're craving yakisoba.
It's cut square, there's your problem right there, buddy.
- Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that's what's left over
- round pizza makes logistics inefficient

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