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> be cat, hunt outside for fun
> humans tell me "bad cat, you're destroying the ecosystem"
> be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist
> even share my food with my mortal enemy
> humans tell me "bad cat, can't even catch a mouse that's eating your food"
> ???
Live footage of the cat & mouse vibing
What if the cat wanted its own pet?
Neighbor's dogs peeking at me through the window: "Look, he's watching the cat eat his food and does NOTHING"
These eyes, owner's shoes gonna suffer
Hold on now. Cat's playing 4D chesssssss.
Cat was also a snake in a past life.
I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits' consequences.
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