Interviews are a weird lying contest where neither of you can be truly honest about the business or your career goals.
45 0 ReplyWhat is a polite way to say “f**k off”?
28 0 ReplyThis interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.
36 0 ReplyLol you're interviewing at a Wendy's.
"Options" aren't exactly something you have a lot of.
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"I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient."
33 2 ReplyUnder heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
11 0 Reply"Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner."
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I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.
12 0 ReplyHow much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.
6 0 ReplyI wouldn't make that assumption...
4 0 ReplyI would if it was me mista. Ain't no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared
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