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Pictured: Dramatic reenactment of Leto II
The snail is so thick it doesn't go around the blade.
This is my dream, this is my nightmare
Every line by Marlon Brando is a 10/10 in that movie
So salty
How are people misunderstanding sharp things? You can't cut anything by sliding it across the blade, you can drag your finger across it and nothing will happen.
This whole thread is like a fever dream of idiocy.
Try that with putting weight on your finger and you'll get cut. The snail would get cut on a razorblade, they're heavy enough.
omg I thought this was 196 and got reminded of The Snail
Damn somebody tag ThoughtSlime here
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