Except it becomes the strongest spot

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I like to completely dunk and wait for the bubbles to stop.
- I only eat drowned Oreos too.
  
  What is dead may never die!
- I don’t eat Oreos often, but when I do I kick it up a notch. I pour a glass of milk and keep dropping oreos in there til it’s full up to the top. Then I drink the milk and tilt the glass straight up causing the soggy sleeve of cookie mush to slowly slide down into my gaping maw.
  
  I want to make it incredibly clear that we are mortal enemies and have been the day we both knew Oreos.
  
  Gahhhhh
- You're fuckin' up. Oreo in mouth dry. Milk next. Suck the air out to vacuum soak the Oreo. This also prevents impure milk.
  
  Unless your goal is shitty milk.
  
  wtf you on about? Cookie milk is second best, behind only cereal milk
if only Thetis had done what I do with Oreos and stuck a fork in to fully submerge!
- Or get an invulnerable hand in addition to Achilles. Could be useful
Strangely, yes.
- Is this a neurodivergent trait?
  
  Me too.
Thetis should have used tongs.
Yes, except replace milk with vodka.
I ever slightly apply pressure to the cookie while doing that. When the cookie splits it is time to nom
Why not dunk it a second time, holding a different spot?
Did y'all know you can't dunk oreos in chocolate milk? Like you can but it doesn't do anything to them they don't get soft!
Nah because milk is disgusting
- Go sit in the corner and be mad by yourself then

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