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Torso™

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So he's a real life Rob Liefeld Captain America?

(Minus the muscle, obviously.)
- hey stop with the censorship
  
  Not my image. Just the first one I found in an image search. I'm sure if you want to see tiny Captain America penis, you can find it though.
- Exactly what I thought! Only now I'm conflicted because I used to think that cover was an awful understanding on anatomy.
  
  Now.. I wonder if he just had musk relatives as case studies.
How is it physically possible to be shaped like this? This is as odd as the zuckerburg leg shot. Bunch of weird assholes.
- Not a doctor but I’ve always felt he looks like he has something called barrel chest. It’s typically associated with emphysema but there are other causes as well. I wonder if he has always been shaped like this or if it’s something that started for him later in life.
- This is genuinely what HGH without exercise looks like
  
  Yeah he swore he was gonna get swole and then didn't do the lifting part so he literally just swelled up like a fat tick
What weird proportions
- Only because he's sucking his gut in so hard. Which must be exhausting.
  
  Go on Elon, relax and let that beer belly hang loose. You're not fooling anyone.
  
  It's what I do; just let it all hang out
  
  I didn't know autistic people cared about outward appearances of their physique. Anyway Elon is on Ozempic now. I wonder how that's going for him.
CyberTorso
- Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.
Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.
Had a nice laugh at that one.
I think it’s staph. What does everyone else think?

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