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POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design
34 0 ReplyWhatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.22 0 ReplyPulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster
18 1 ReplyFed to the unicorns
4 0 ReplyFly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades
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Hallelujah...?
9 0 Reply15 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.
7 1 ReplyWood chipper
5 0 ReplyOnly if I can play "It's Raining Men"
5 1 Reply🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?
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In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.
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