No no. You forgot the comma.
Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.
Not very spider bro if you ask me.
30 0 ReplyThat's why the saying goes "Well I am here to fuck spiders."
19 0 ReplyFeck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.
7 1 ReplyI like to call them "crotch huggers."
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they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??
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I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...
28 0 ReplyBut is it gonna sodomise you
13 0 ReplyNah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
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Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.
21 0 Reply... that we know of.
12 0 ReplyFun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.
12 1 ReplyAgreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.
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You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.
5 0 ReplyFun fact, Americans are dumb
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For your information, "we are not here to fuck spiders" is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.
5 0 ReplyIn Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.
3 0 ReplyBears.... Fuck that.
(as an Australian)
2 0 ReplyI'm just going to leave this here
View the images at your own risk
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2 0 ReplyI don't understand what's so special about Charlotte
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tbf I wouldn't want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way
2 0 ReplyI'd love to live in the land down under
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